A girl named SARS

[Philippe Le Bas]

Good day.

I am here to introduce myself

"From small beginnings come great things.” - Proverb

On the day of my birth, nineteen years ago…I was given the name of Sarah, along with every third girl born in that year. So, as you can see I’m not a big fan of my name.

It was a simple childhood, growing up with a wolf dog, living in a cabin, having a vacuum put in my room to get me to go to sleep.

I tested post-college reading at the age of ten years old.
I took SAT’s every year.
And I train dogs.

A name pronounced is the recognition of the individual to whom it belongs. - Henry David Thoreau

So, for years I lived with the horror that is the name ‘Sarah’. Until, one day.
I was sitting in the Nook (my hangout place in high school) when I got the call.

‘Sarah, James (my friends ex-internet boyfriend) has given you the nickname of SARS.’
‘Um, Emily, Why?’
‘Because…he thinks you are an infectious disease that attacks the people you are around.’
‘Oh…okay.’

That was the beginning.

So please, call me Sars.

"To learn is to change. Education is a process that changes the learner.” - Unknown

I am an art student. I took every art class my high school offered, plus four years of being a Teacher’s assistant.
I was a biology Teacher’s assistant for two years.
I collect crows.

Now you ask, WOW!
Nineteen. You are going to college soon.
What do you want to do?

Oh….here comes the list.

Ph.D in Anthropology
Major in Forensics
Major in Teaching
Minor in Biology
And then get my Interpreters License for ASL (American Sign Language)

I love to learn…in every sense of the word. I will not quit taking classes of any sorts.

"Life is something that everyone should try at least once.” - Unknown

Um…it revolves around…the internet and work.
I have some very close friends..
I have friends…

And then I have people who I despise…like the idiotic people they are.

Do not become one of the hated.

Why would I hate you (I’m really a nice person?)

1. If you act stupid because you think it makes you cool.
-- Just don’t. Please don’t argue with me on things that make perfect sense to anyone else (Unless you are a friend with me…then debates are welcome)

2. You yell at me about my life.
-- Another, Just don’t. It won’t work…I will continue being the most anti-social person you have ever met. I like my silence…I like my friends…and I have a job.

…that’s about it.
So...just don’t do the above and we will get along great.

“Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.” - Bill Gates

I am employed at Curves for Women.
It is a workout place.

I’ve been there a year and a half.

The ladies are older and thus like to pick on me. While I have tough skin…it is really hard because instead of telling them something…I have to smile and nod.

"Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.” - Unknown

Food: Sushi (since I could eat solid food)
Drink: Taro Bubble Tea
Favorite Animal (real): Crows/Ravens
Animal (non-real): Kelpie
Your favorite place to travel: Wales. Except, the peathingys there follow me.
Any pets: two dogs, two rabbits, three fish, and one Hobo Spider (he is free now).
Favorite flower: Lily
Favorite Tree: Weeping Willow
Favorite Historical Person: Jack the Ripper
Favorite TV Shows:
CSI (Las Vegas only)
HOUSE
BONES
Favorite Animes:
Trigun
Gankutusuou
Favorite Movies:
The Game
Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile
Under the Tuscan Sun

"Hate is more lasting than dislike." - Adolf Hitler

People who act dumb because they think it is cool
Backstabbers
Unorganized rooms (I have to clean them)…

Sooooo…that’s about.

Real interesting life…right?

^^